Random Thought - Talking behind my back!

That statement is often used to describe when people are backstabbing you or spreading gossip about you or talking without you knowing it, usually about bad things

Let's analyze that statement (title of this blog) for a minute.

Where is your back? That's where your ass is right?

Where is the behind of your back? That's where your ugly face is right?

So if people are talking behind your back they are actually talking face to face right?

So WTF is your problem!? Right?!

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I'm just trying to be funny (or jackass) hahaha, there is a technical English grammar explanation for the statement that I didn't bother listening too